Computers

Computers are machines to help you solve problems
you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.


Cars

And if cars evolved at the same rate as computers have, they'd cost a quarter, run for a year on a half-gallon of gas, and explode once a day.


Voice recognition

I've always thought the idea of voice recognition was not necessarily a good one. Who wants to hear an office full of people yelling at their machines? More recently I noticed people yelling at their machines anyway, so I figured, what difference would it make?

John Dvorak


UNIX

First there was Unix... Now there's AIX, AU/X, BSD, BSDI, Dynix, EP/IX, FTX, Hurricane, HP-UX, Irix, Linux, Mach, Minix, Open Desktop, OSF/1, OSx, PC/IX, Plan 9, Polyx, Posix, QNX, Risc/OS, Risc/ix, SCO Unix, Sinix, Solaris, Sprite, SunOS, SVRx, Topaz, Tunis, Ultrix, Unicos, V, v10, Xenix, ..."


C

... If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!


The OS

Like a government, the operating system performs no useful function by itself. it simply provides an environment within which other programs can do useful work.

Peterson/Silberschatz


Lawyers

Idle lawyers tend to become politicians,
so there is a certain social value in keeping them busy.

Peterson/Silberschatz


URL's

Somewhere there is a person that automatically scans a number of groups for URL's, makes some HTML pages and puts them on the Web. I don't remember exactly where, but it was rather cool.

Jeffrey C. Ollie (jollie@grant.cs.uiowa.edu)


USENET

UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED.

Robert E. McElwaine (mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu)


What's certain?

Three things used to be certain:
death, taxes, and the announcement of a newer, faster, and cheaper computer two days after you buy one

found on BYTE, June 1995


collected by ms